Comedian Aaron Fa’aoso yarns with deadly Aboriginal Health Worker, Mario from the Torres Strait. They answer all your burning questions about STI’s. Tip: Sex is supposed to be fun and it’s not fun to take big risks with your health. So, practice safe sex, wear condoms and get tested. There’s no shame. True or Gammon If you test positive your little fulla will fall off – that’s GAMMON. The sooner you get tested, the sooner you can get back to having sex – TRUE.
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Good day, and welcome to True or Gamon, where we’re going to answer all your burning questions about sexually transmitted infections, or STIs. With me is Mario, he’s a deadly health worker from the Torres Strait, and he’s an expert on STIs. By expert, I mean he knows a lot about STIs—not that he has them, though… well, maybe he does. Oh, anyway, you know what I mean.
So, Mario, my first question is:
True or Gamon? STIs are a party you definitely want to be invited to.
Whoever told you that is definitely gam. STIs, or sexually transmitted infections, are infections that can be passed from person to person through sexual contact. So, if sex is a party, STIs are the party crashers. Like the uninvited guest.
Ah, you could say that. And like uninvited guests, you don’t necessarily see STIs coming because some people have no symptoms at all. But the good news is, with a bit of knowledge and care, you can avoid those party crashes altogether.
Really? How?
Firstly, practice safe sex. Use a condom. Safe sex is like putting on your sunnies before heading out in the sun—it protects you.
Safe sex, got it. But what if someone’s a bit clueless about doing it safely? Not me, of course. I mean, I’ve heard of safe sex. Safe sex, safe sex, safe… I mean, you got any tips for me?
It’s important to use condoms—just keep them handy. We know everyone’s not going to use them all of the time. But until you get tested, you should use them. Whether it’s with a regular partner, a casual hookup, or a friend with benefits. Sex is supposed to be fun, and it’s not fun to take big risks with your health. Condoms are easy to use and are the best way to stop you from getting an STI.
Now, Mario, is it true or gam that for some of us fellas, condoms are just too small?
Ah, that’s definitely gam. You can actually stretch a condom to fit over your forearm or your leg. So, anyone who says it won’t fit is lying.
Huh, lying… anyway, uh, true or gam? We should be regularly checked for STIs even if we’re feeling deadly?
This is absolutely 100% true. Think of it like checking over your car before you go on a long trip. Even if everything seems fine, it’s good to have a routine check. For sexually active adults, getting tested every 6 months or when you have a new partner is a smart move. Most STIs do not show symptoms, so you think you’re alright, but you’re not.
Fantastic. But what if your mates catch you going for a checkup and they might tell people? It might be a bit of a shame job.
Wow, I don’t know who your friends are, but there’s no shame in being tested for an STI. You should be proud that you’re looking after yourself and your partner—or partners.
Now, let’s say I, I mean someone, has got some symptoms. Some itching or some yucky stuff down there and they’re worried. What should they do?
Well, you should stop having sex until you get tested. The sooner you get tested, the sooner you can get back to having sex.
Of course. Reach out to your health worker or doctor because if you do have an STI, it’s important to be treated as soon as possible. Testing is really simple. It could be an easy blood test, or a quick urine sample, or a swab in the clinic toilet. Some clinics even do rapid testing, so you can find out your results quickly.
Pretty simple. But what if someone’s a bit shy about it?
Is it true or gam that people will point and laugh at you when you get tested?
That’s not just gam. That’s totally wrong. Our job is to keep it private and make you feel comfortable. We’ve seen it all before, and there’s no shame here. It’s just like yarning with your mates at the footy—except we don’t spread gossip.
Now, is it true or gam that if you test positive for an STI, your little fella—or in my case, big fella—will fall off?
Ah, no. That’s gam. But STIs can be serious and can cause everything from itchiness and soreness on your genitals to hair loss and even blindness. So, starting treatment right away is really important. And depending on the STI, it can be as simple as taking some tablets.
Well, that’s a relief for my big fella anyway.
Now, I’ve got one burning question for you:
Is it true or gam that if you test positive for an STI, you should tell your partner so they can go get tested as well?
Definitely true. Just be honest and open. An STI doesn’t mean either of you were cheating. You could have gotten the STI long before you two started hooking up and just not realized. It’s about caring for each other’s health. It’s all part of looking out for each other. And if you need some help telling someone you’ve tested positive, you can get your health worker to help.
Gotcha.
Now, let’s talk about talking. How do we encourage our mob to talk about STIs without being a shame job?
There is absolutely no shame in staying safe. Knowledge is power. You want to stay informed, practice safe sex, and talk openly about STIs. It’s all about taking care of ourselves and each other.
Nice one, Mario.
Look, I’ve got one last true or gamon question for you. Now, is this the best interview you’ve ever done?
You must be gam.
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